Blast You, Accursed Oversleeping

Today I had a Japanese oral exam at 8:45 AM.
I was supposed to get there 10 minutes earlier.
I wake up at 8:35. EIGHT fucking THIRTY FIVE.
There could not have been a worse time to wake up. Any earlier and I would have been fine. Any later and I would have been too late. But for some reason, I just had to wake up at that exact moment. I contemplated my choices, and eventually decided that, yea I probably do need to take this exam. So I jumped out of bed, threw on yesterday's clothes (luckily my jeans still had my wallet and keys in them,) ran out the door, down the stairs, and into the wonderful freezing rain.
Not only is it bad enough to have to walk facing the wind, but when you throw in some frozen rain that pelts your face, neck, and eyes, it really starts to annoy me.
Why couldn't I have woken up at 8 AM like my alarm suggested me to.
Dicks. My left eye is so bloodshot that it is quite literally, a red eye. I've also got a cut on my eyelid from rubbing it so much. That'll start to sting later, and get puffy and make it hard to see out of that eye, therefore leaving me blind because my hair covers my right eye. Nice.

I'm going back to sleep.